Sometimes, to love yourself means to not care about the calories

Bad day. I'm tired. I didn't get enough sleep. Got relationship issues on top of that. It also rained pretty hard and the carpet outside my door is soaked. I do not need another crappy thing to end the day.

Good thing there's Ben and Jerry's. They sell heaven for a price of $7.59.

Ben & Jerry's Banana Split (front view)

 "Three scoops of ice cream atop a split banana..."
I picked Vanilla, Strawberry Cheesecake, and Cherry Garcia. 

shot on the side

 "...hot fudge, caramel, fresh whipped cream..."
The hot fudge feels good on the lips. The cold ice cream together with and the warm fudge play tricks in your mouth. 

drippin' - rear view

"... and your choice of two toppings.  It's a boatload!"
I got four! Walnuts, pecan, Oreos, and M&M's!

Now I can go to bed.